Smile, like you've got nothing to prove

Summer school has officially started, which would be ok except for the fact that the weather decided that it is NOT summer yet! I'm going to St. George over Meorial Day weekend and I'm stoked for some actual shorts and golf weather. Not to mention going to the lake. Since most of the exciting things in my life involve people that I'd rather not give names to on this blog, here's a blog that tells stories similar to the ones I would tell: Mormon Bachelor Pad. You can thank me later.

devastated

Sooooooo the Jazz lost last night to our bitter rivals, the Lakers. Even though my boy D-Will completely posterized the insanity that is Ron Artest, we still lost because Boozah isn't "long" enough and couldn't get that last rebound. According to the woman announcer (during the Nuggets game), the Jazz aren't "long" enough, versatile enough, or even good enough to beat these Lakers. My response to that is that the woman announcer (who we'll call Cheryl for the purposes of this post) is a complete idiot. Now, I'm not sexist in the least, but I do believe there are a couple things women should not do on televsion. These include announcing Men's sporting events and speaking in General Conference. I mean, there's only so many times we can hear the same spiel... "You youth are just so wonderful! This rising generation has so much potential and I just love you all soooo much blah blah blah, Amen." As soon as Sister So-and-so stands up, that signals to me that its time to make some popcorn and hit the bathroom before Elder Holland gets up to spiritually punch us all in the face.


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