Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Contrary to Popular Belief...

Contrary To Popular Belief,

Skinny jeans are NOT attractive (unless your legs are longer than normal)
Ugs have their name for a reason. They are Ugly. Only wear them if it’s raining or snowing.
Anthropologie is not attractive, don’t shop there.
The whole “indie” look should be done away with. Clothes go to D.I. for a reason.
Pigtails ARE hot.
Blowing a guy off for a date will NOT make him want you more. All it does is make you look classless and ungrateful.
Guys don’t play “the game”. If you think we are, it’s only because we are responding to the fact that you DO play it.

Guys:
Ed Hardy and Affliction is for douches, tools, and MMA fighters only (I mean really.. did you bedazzle it yourself??)
You are a man. Dress like a man. Skinny jeans aren’t for men.
You don’t have to shave your entire body.
Hipster scarves are exclusively for homosexuals and women. If you can’t check either box, stop wearing them.
Nike Dunks shouldn’t be worn outside of the basketball court.
If you spent more on your jeans than you do on your monthly car payment, you’ve got a problem.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Mustache March


Day 8 and all I can say is Be Prepared.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Finally!

Well, I'm finally through my mid-terms and just took the BlackJack Advertising business plan to the printers. $400 later and I'm the proud owner of 17 spiral-bound, full color copies to turn in to the competition. Wish us luck!